Ready to move!

337 views | Posted @ 4:06 PM on May 13, 2009 by Lace

As you can tell, I hate The Preserve at Owings Crossing in Reisterstown, Maryland from my recent posts and I have to say, I am more then ecstatic for my settlement tomorrow!!!

Two years in this horrible apartment is more then enough time and I am ready to get to my HUGE house. Hey, may not be huge to you but for myself and Cari, a 3br/3ba and 4 floors + 2 decks is more then enough – not to mention the almost acre of land! I’ll have my OWN driveway and wont have to worry about being towed so the property can pinch every penny out of me.

I will update with some more pictures and all as we move in and get settled in. Things are nuts right now as I’m sitting on the floor with my laptop. Yeah, the couch me behind me – oh well.

Speaking of parking and this shitty apartment complex known as The Preserve @ Owings crossing, I just spoke to a neighbor who also got towed but they got their car out for FREE! Just another thing I can use to my advantage when I SUE YOU IDIOTS! And believe me, I haven’t forgot – just busy trying to get out of here and don’t have time to run to the courthouse!

Once again, I’d like to send a F*CK YOU out to the management and ignorant neighbors at The Preserve @ Owings crossing. I cannot wait to get out of this place and should never never moved here since day 1.

the fun has just begun

309 views | Posted @ 12:13 AM on May 7, 2009 by Lace

..and we’ll leave it at that.

fuck the preserve volume III

266 views | Posted @ 12:07 AM on May 7, 2009 by Lace

yeah, i come home tonight and there is no parking…in my lot or across the street.

i have to park all the way on the other court, walk through mud, grass and wanna-be ponds to get home….

FUCK THIS PLACE! PRESERVE @ OWINGS CROSSING YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK YOU FUCKING HOMOS!!!! You ALL suck – flat out. You don’t give a flying fuck about the people who pay your salary….Great place, let me tell ya, but I get fucking towed for being “on the grass” – FUCK YOU ASSHOLES!

Free emails for spammers!

800 views | Posted @ 6:48 AM on May 1, 2009 by Lace

owingsmanorpm@watertonpm.com
owingsmanoram@watertonpm.com
OwingsManor@newhome1.com
webadmin@wallc.com

Let’s have some fun, shall we? Have fun spidering these email address from the assholes at Waterton Residential and The Preserve at Owings Crossing. :)

Fuck the Preserve @ Owings Crossing Round II

439 views | Posted @ 12:49 PM on April 30, 2009 by Lace

You know, I wanted to write out this huge post about how shitty The Preserve @ Owings Crossing is – formally known as Owings Manor, but I’ll keep it short and not so sweet. Now only is this place complete shit, the management is run by a bunch of ignorant fucking assholes who could care a less about anything but their salary.

If you read my post below, you’ll see I posted a shit ton of reviews. Take a look at a few I picked out:

Worst Apartment complex you can chose…‎
Run Away And DONT Look Back‎”
“I have lived here for 10 1/2 months. I am counting down the days until we get the keys to our new apartment. I HATE THIS PLACE.”

And the list goes on. It’s no surprise that this place is a complete and utter fucking mess.

I have lived here for two years come July and you know, the first couple months of living here were ok but here, I’ll just list the problems:

Parking – My girlfriend and I have to park in the other court ALL of the time since all of our court is packed full of cars. We’ve made multiple complaints and nothing happens but I have 2 wheels on the grass, get towed and have to shell out $220 for fucking nothing!

Screen – Our screen broke so we called to have it replaced, they couldn’t get us a new one but brought in another old and bent up screen that doesn’t even shut.

Maintenance – These assholes obviously don’t need much more than a middle school education. They’ve walked directly in on my girlfriend while she was getting ready for work – no knock or ANYTHING. If I was here, I would have literally beaten the living shit out of these guys. My girlfriend could have just got out of the shower and be nude in OUR apartment. I’d love to see them do it again – you’ll have a nice surprise waiting. Needless to say, when I called leasing about it all I got was “sorry they don’t usually do that.” Read the fucking reviews, we’re not the only people having problems with your maintenance men.  And if you want something fixed, be prepared to call multiple times – if they even do anything about it.

Neighbors
– I won’t even begin to go into details about this but let’s just say we’ve had criminals, had fights 7am in the morning through 3am, slamming doors, evictions, marijuana smoke and cigarette smoke in the hallways, etc.

Laundry – Yeah, screw all of the money I lost in their broke ass machines and clothes that have been ruined. They lowered their prices finally which is a lot nicer than the $2.25 or 2.50/load they had originally…a little excited..NOT

Car Wash – What car wash? The thing works for a few weeks then someone breaks it, constantly. Also have people from other complex’s coming to use it all of the time.

Gym – Again, what gym? I have been there twice. The first time was ok, nothing special but the second time I went there – all they had was a two 20 year old treadmills, and everything else was BROKE!

Management – they’re all assholes here. The attitude of the employees working in leasing is horrid. They need to be slapped around and realize, I PAY YOUR SALARY YOU FUCKS!

Windows/doors – You’ll see in other reviews, you get such a draft in your house from the doors and windows, your heat is ALWAYS running in the winter. $120+ BGE bill for a one bedroom apartment is INSANE.

Theft – Yup, had valve caps and my hitch cover stolen. Girlfriend has hers stolen too. Not much but still ridiculous.

Graffiti/Destruction – Kids recently thought it would be fun to spray paint the trash cans and balconies of the apartments around here, along with breaking windows in the hallways.

Mailbox – It took multiple calls to get our mailbox fixed. Mailman would not leave the mail since it wouldn’t close so we had to continuously pick it up..what fun!

Trees - This one is interesting. Last summer my girlfriend got sap ALL over her hood and fender from the trees here. Needless to say, they had to repaint her fender. I just got sap all over my Jeep; hood, grille, etc. and the flat out tell me “Park somewhere else.” I love you guys!

All in all – Waterton Residential, Preserve at Owings Crossing, Janile or whatever the hell you name is (you’re an ignorant bitch by the way), and the rest of the employees at leasing and maintenance, FUCK YOU!

I’ve got two weeks left in this place and I am out to my new HOUSE, but these last few weeks will be fun to say the least.

Fuck you Preserve @ Owings Crossing!!

327 views | Posted @ 7:17 AM on April 30, 2009 by Lace

I have a huge fucking story about these assholes…If you don’t know, this is where I’ve spent my last almost two years in total hell dealing with complete idiots! So this is to you Preserve @ Owings Crossing in Resiterstown – you can LICK MY HAIRY ASSHOLE!

..And thanks for towing my Jeep for it ‘being on the grass’. We’ll have some legal fun now. :)

I’ll wait to post the full story since I’ve got to call my lawyers now.

Oh, I found some reviews on Owings Manor / Preserve at Owings Crossing….Seems like I’m not the only one who hates this fucking shit hole with a passion. 2 out of 5 with 73 reviews currently – read the reviews here

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The new crib!!!

225 views | Posted @ 8:10 AM on April 8, 2009 by Lace

Cari and I got a house!!!! A beautiful 3 br, 3 ba in Union Bridge, MD – out in the stick y’all! :)

Not much time, but check out the pics!

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and the best for last…the amazing view!!!!

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my friend Kimo’s mobile blog

266 views | Posted @ 9:25 PM on April 3, 2009 by Lace

So as you can tell, I’m all about blogging and the whole web 2.0 phase just like the rest of the world. Well a good local buddy of mine, Kimo, who runs sites and works with me on some things started a pretty cool new mobile blog. He just got himself a brand new blackberry, same thing my boss, Extreme John got – Basically, one of the phones I’ve been looking at since my Sprint contract is up this month. Kimo is posting pictures and full posts right from his phone which is pretty awesome. I’d love to be able to do that!

All in all, I think I’m going to check out the Sprint Blackberry phones…If any of ya have one, let me know what you like and don’t like – I’m curious as to whats nice and not nice. I know a lot of you have them now – don’t be shy :)

Finally an update!

256 views | Posted @ 8:03 AM on March 24, 2009 by Lace

So, I got a message last night from Extreme John saying “Update your blog!” last night and I guess it has been awhile since I’ve posted here. Things have been hectic lately but getting really good. Cari and I have been looking at houses lately. We even put a bid in on one but that same day it received four other offers and unfortunately, we got outbid.

Here is a picture of the house -
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Back to the drawing boards with that since we lost our bid. I will say it’s been hell trying to find a house you like, that’s in your price range and in a location you just love. But then again, there is no real rush since I really want something I just fall in love with and can picture myself in for the next few years.

On a better note, I’ve been working on this sick new site for Mixed Martial Arts called MMA Punk. The site design is fucking awesome and I love the toon I had designed from the same person who did my toon! This site is definitely going to be huge soon in the MMA community – or so I hope! :)

I’ll post again later with some more updates.

Follow me @ Twitter if you’re using it too!

I’m a toon!

663 views | Posted @ 10:18 AM on February 13, 2009 by Lace

So, I’ve been wanting to have a toon designed of myself for quite some time now and I finally went ahead and did it. I had the it made from the people at AZDToons.com (nsfw) and have to say, I’m pretty impressed and will be using them in the future! I liked my toon so much, I had one designed for a new site I am working on for Extreme John called MMA Punk which also came out great and I’ll be posting later. Hell, even my mother and aunt wanted to have toons done for people – they love it! It’s also big enough where you can have it printed as a picture/poster or even on something such as a shirt, mousepad, or whatever you can imagine.
If you want a toon done for an amazing price and amazing turnaround time, check out AZD Toons and tell them Lace sent ya!

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